What’s to say about this track? Stevland was only 20 at the time of release and with classic albums Talking Book and Songs In The Key of Life yet to come it was pretty obvious to all that this guy was something special.
There’s no disputing today’s classic. Looking for an old school breakbeat classic to get the block jumping? Steal power from a nearby street light, thrown down some lino and bust some moves. A staple of B-Boys and B-Girls everywhere that has the Kool Herc seal of approval so who am I to argue?
I think you’d agree with me in saying that three months since the last Classic Saturday is sorry state of affairs. I’ve been a busy boy doing, erm, well, erm, not a lot really. My only excuses being laziness and apathy so with that in mind and to assist in a forcible blowing of the cobwebs, this week’s Classic Saturday is One Armed Scissor by At The Drive In. Taken from ATDI’s swansong album, Relationship of Command, before they went their separate ways to form The Mars Volta and Sparta, it’s a blistering 3 minute and 45 seconds guaranteed to drag you kicking and screaming into Saturday. Enjoy it you groovy kids.
When I was 14, I loved watching WWF. Hulk Hogan caving Jake The Snake Roberts face in. Macho Man Randy Savage’s ongoing saga with Miss Elizabeth. The Undertaker locking Ultimate Warrior in an airtight coffin and suffocating him. All high points and all, along with the fights themselves, 100% real despite my father telling me otherwise. Now of course, plenty of years later, I know that it’s just big sweaty men, play acting and in a word bollocks. I probably owe my father an apology. So, with this in mind, I’m approaching this game tentatively. Modern day “wrestling is wank” Sull is going to have to take a back seat for the time being to 14 year old “wrestling is ace” Sull…
New York post-punk for your lugholes today. If you like this I urge you buy / listen on Spotify / steal (but don’t blame me if you get caught) Slip In And Out Of Phenomenon 3xCD compilation on Domino records.
Liquid Liquid – “Cavern” (1983)
Heard the bassline somewhere before? Yup. Of course you have.
So the weekend just gone I spent pretty much all day ambling round Leeds from one venue to another drinking grog and watching live music as part of the annual Live At Leeds festival. With 170 bands across 13 venues it was always going to be difficult trying to catch all the bands we wanted to see whilst minimising the traipse. An out of town start with a city centre finish seemed the most sensible approach so with that in mind (and with a modicum of hometown duty) we began the day with a couple of Wakefield bands at The Packhorse. Support your local noisemakers and all that. First up were The Spills. Their Pavement with a Yorkshire twang drew in a decent sized crowd and didn’t fail to impress. Set highlights, Faux Pas Ha Ha and Holiday with it’s Milligan-esque nonsense chorus ensured a bright start to the day. Buy their stuff on iTunes (or don’t. You’re the consumer after all). A quick ale refill was followed by 6 piece Piskie Sits who played a blinder. Frontman Craig was certainly up for it. Beer in hand, chatting about girlfriend trouble, the blossom trees, thinly veiled barbs on the promoters and the promise to be drunk by the time the later set at Escobar comes round he (and the rest of the band for that matter) still delivered a quality performance. Fans of Dinosaur Jr and the aforementioned Pavement are encouraged to check them out at The Well on 22nd May. Tell them I sent you and watch them say “Who the fuck is Sull?” as they don’t actually know me.
After a fueling up with a dessicated cheeseburger over the road in The Library we peregrinated to the Faversham for final local lads, New Vinyl. Things didn’t start too great with Danny having to work his way through close to 25 microphones before finally finding one which worked for the entire set to be plagued by sound gremlins. I blame the sound engineer. He was ginger. Anyway, the lads soldiered on nonetheless and even with feedback which would kill a cow it’s hard to suppress songs like Stephanie. A quick walk down to Leeds Uni Refectory to catch The Bronx meant we caught part of self proclaimed “riff-bastards” These Monsters, who quite rightly were fucked off at having to perform in front of an Hadouken banner despite them not being on until after 4 bands and in 5hrs time. Anyway, Hadouken don’t have to balls to combine saxophone, metal riffs and screaming like These Monsters did so they can knackers. The Bronx followed with a full on hardcore punk attack which blew my brothers mind to smithereens. Play them to your Gran. Trust me, she’ll love them.
The next intended band were Egyptian Hip Hop at The Cockpit but one them had the squits or somesuch so instead we watched the first few from Shakinouts. Despite the wanky name they weren’t half bad albeit in a typical british indie band kind of way. Faint praise? Make your own mind up eh. Then it was on to Manchester’s Everything Everything. Already tipped as one of the sounds of 2010 in the BBC’s annual poll these guys do seem to be trying something other than the aforementioned typical cookie cutter indie band. The falsetto vocals, syncopated beats, electro tinged, art school nods might be a bit much for some, pretentious perhaps, but you can’t argue they’re different. Now we’re nearly ten sheets to the wind, and the final surreal twist in an impressive day comes in the form of Hurts. Not that they themselves are particularly surreal. Take Ultravox, Heaven 17 and Gary Numan as your primary influences, shove them down a morose Berlin catwalk and you’re more than halfway there. Then throw that into the surroundings of Holy Trinity Church, add beer and proceed to dance on the pews and you have a genius neon-Gothic Blade opening sequence. The venue really complemented their sound and unless I get to see them in a church again, I’m not sure I’ll bother. The night ended with a few swift flagons of mead in A Nation Of Shopkeepers where I managed to hear Frankie and The Heartstrings performing through a wall somewhere in there. All in all a brilliant day out with much kudos to the promoters for what must have been a logistical nightmare to arrange. Same thing next year? Yes please.
For your ears this week it’s hardcore rave from nearly 20 years ago. The word classic gets bandied around a lot in music, especially here on a Saturday, but they don’t come much more classic than this. For some this will conjure up memories of raves in fields, for others sticky nightclub dance floors, flared dungarees and dodgy tie dies. For me it’s my final school year and GCSE hell but time can’t temper the in-your-face Hoover noise that this track delivers after all the years. All together; “I Wanna Kiss Myself!”
Back in October I linked to a video on YouTube which frankly was too weird even for me. Featuring a Japanese guy play bass whilst dressed in a dress which climaxed in him drinking poisoned milk or some such. It was four minutes of down right oddness. Well the guy is back with more freaky shit.
Afraid? Yeah. Me too. Well get ready as he promises “I WILL UPLOAD MORE BASS PLAYING VIDEOS.” More??? There’s no bass in this video! Crikey. Only in Japan…