This weekend Matthew…

…I’m going to be a boring sod. Friday night rolls round and I am completely alcohol free. It’s not like I’m on call either it’s just that the thought of attempting today’s painting of the bedroom with a cloudy head means I avoid juice. So the two bottles of wine which are set aside for my consumption will have to wait. Painting and decorating means you have to have the windows open, either that or trip out, and with the open windows comes the annoyance of flies. Why cant flies “get” windows? They learn pretty sharpish how to scoff shit. You’d have thought they’d have grasped the concept of transparent materials by now.

Nice to see United at the top of the league for the first time this month and also nice to see that they have finally got round to scoring more than one goal in this afternoon’s 4-0 win over Wigan. To be honest I don’t care if they score one, four or 15 as long as the other side scores less.

Well, I can’t spend all day clogging the interweb pipes up with my ramblings for an audience of five. I’ve got painting to do so I can get pissed.

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